
An Ode to Berlin; Germany’s shameful capital
Berlin, as a city, brings nothing but shame to Germany on the international stage…

Snarky Guide to Vancouver; Canada’s most overrated city
While the surrounding nature is stunning, when one looks closely at Vancouver they are quick to realize that the city is actually instead dreary, distressing and decisively overrated…

Swiss cities are mundane and dull
When one thinks of Switzerland, the first things that spring to mind are usually either snow-capped mountains or pristine glacial lakes. The cities meanwhile are without exception utterly boring…

The Hostel Kitchen or: Why cooking while travelling is an ill-advised endeavour
It doesn’t take someone diagnosed with OCD to sense that the typical hostel kitchen is a filthy cesspit…

Pissing like a Parisian
In Paris there’s one smell that always seems to be lingering. I’ll give you a hint, it’s not the scent of freshly baked baguettes or unfiltered Gauloises wafting through the air…