Snarky Rants


An Ode to Berlin; Germany’s shameful capital

Berlin, as a city, brings nothing but shame to Germany on the international stage… Continue Reading

Swiss cities are mundane and dull

When one thinks of Switzerland, the first things that spring to mind are usually either snow-capped mountains or pristine glacial lakes. The cities meanwhile are without exception utterly boring… Continue Reading

Pissing like a Parisian

In Paris there’s one smell that always seems to be lingering. I’ll give you a hint, it’s not the scent of freshly baked baguettes or unfiltered Gauloises wafting through the air… Continue Reading